Little Dogs and The Unicorn People......

WOW!!!! Is it ever hot out there!!! I can't imagine being a dog with fur all over. I wonder...do hairy men feel the same way? Is that kind of like the question of "if a tree falls in the woods...." Guess I will have to ask the next really hairy guy if he feels like a dog.

I have spoken with guys that shave their whole body to avoid looking like this! Come on....we have all wondered how it must be to be this hairy.....

Speaking of hair though...I was distracted for a moment but back to dogs...My daughter and I just took my Grandpuppy Banksy over to my friends house. He is out of town and we said we would check in on his puppy, Coda, during this weekend.

My daughter Monica is having surgery on Wednesday so she is off work for two months. She works at Starbucks and she can't have "unnatural" colored hair. She shows up the first day of her necessary vacation with Unicorn Hair. What is funnier is she pulls it off and it looks really good on her. So we are at my friends house getting Coda ready for a walk and Smitty walks in. First reaction is "hey there are people in my house" and second reaction is that one of those people is a unicorn too. Smitty is a musician and has a bright blue mohawk. It was meant to be....

I am all for freedom of expression when it comes to hair. I am a retired hairdresser and was known for always doing odd things to hair. I worked in a conservative salon but had people in my chair with tattoos, piercings and multiple colors in their hair. It was so much fun to watch the other ladies reactions to some of my clients. I feel like people should be able to express themselves somehow so why not with hair?! It grows back and you can always color over it. I will however state that there are some things that people should never do with hair. It is NEVER necessary to use a whole can of hairspray on your bangs. Given that we are in a very dry climate it is just asking for trouble being that combustible. Also one should always remember that people do look at the back of your hair. When spending so much time on curling the front, and making it look perfect, one must never neglect the back. It is the same with panty lines, lazy-boy chair part on the old ladies at the grocery and the woman who looks like she works on any corner....we have all thought of it.....doesn't anyone love them?

That being said....This guy takes the cake....Saw him out at my favorite music venue, The Sail Inn in Tempe, AZ, and he was wandering around having a great time. I was not only stunned by his bright red mullet that would make Joe Dirt jealous but the shirt was right off the pages of those internet "down south" pictures that randomly get sent to you via email...come on you all know what I am talking about....